REALTONES

Funtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Nametones

Realtones

Funtones

Sexy Sounds

Rough

Homos

Voicemail

Gay & Lesbian

Sexy Sounds

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Sexy Sounds

Groupsex
Yeah!
02 [´Sex´]
01 [I´m horny]
Shagging the secretary, aren´t you?
06 [´Sex´]
Three way
Groaning
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Rough

My dog [Crazy Pal]
Superpussy (Metal)
Soccer fart
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Brothel Orgy!!
Stop fucking wanking!
The only thing I like about Xmas is the ho’s.
01 [You Bastard]
02 [You Bastard]
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Homos

Gay dog
Shake that thing sugar!
Gay donkey
Gay stallion
Gay muttonGay mutton
Gay drone
Your pink phone
Gay bull
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Sexy Sounds

Whipping
In the middle of something important
Playing doctor
Squirt after the tone!
Swinger phone
Give it to me
Filthy fantasies
´Technical´ difficulties
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X

Shotgun [Liberty X]
In My Bed [Liberty X]
Then There Was You [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
Song 4 Lovers [Liberty X]
Just A Little (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Holding On For You (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Yo DJ [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

Bigg Thangs [Kool and the Gang]
In the Heart [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle in My House [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Misled [Kool and the Gang]
JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
Funky Stuff [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Summer Madness [Kool and the Gang]
Fresh [Kool and the Gang]
Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Get Down on It [Kool and the Gang]
Steppin' Out [Kool and the Gang]
Too Hot [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Raheem & Grandmaster Caz-Shinehead [05 Be 4]
TOP & Kurtis Blow-Dota Rock-Melle Mel [16 Big Picture]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [18 Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms mix)]
Legends Of Hip Hop [01 Fifth Element (Beathoavenz remix)]
Thug Nation & Speech-Kurupt [06 G]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
DJ Hollywood & Eddie Cheeba-Lovebug Starski [13 Love Letter]
Melle Mel & Grand Puba-Steph Lova-Kid Creole-GQ [11 Bless Da Mic]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack-DMX-NoSunshine [ExitWounds]
Terror(September11th) [JimmyCliff]
Soundtrack-Outsiderz4Life-HellYeah [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Blade-Come On [Romeo Must Die]
Soundtrack-Joe-RoseInAConcrete World [Romeo Must Die]
I Want I Do IGet (FtSpice) [Jimmy Cliff]
Soundtrack-ChanteMoore-ThisIsATest [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-Black Child Ft JaRule-State To State [Exit Wounds]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Freak To This [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Shake Them Hips [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Major League [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms Mix) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
All The Ladies [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Love Letter [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Fifth Element(Original Version) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Where I Wanna Be [Mr Vegas]
Everywhere I Go [Mr Vegas]
Unity Is Strength with Don Carlos [Charlie Chaplin Ft Don Carlos]
Poor Man's Cry (feat. Jah Cure) [Anthony B]
Kill or Be Killed [Bounty Killer]
A-Mouse - Peeni Walli [Eek]
Follow Me [Shaggy]
Bounty Killer_Target
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Prominent Voices and Stars

Osama Bin Laden calling
A call for you, Mr. President
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! George Bush scandal!!
No junk food! Pick up!´ [´Arni]
People of California´ [´Arni]
I wanna speak just with you
Me and W.´ [´Arni]
No need to register´ [´Arni]
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Comedy und Fun

I wanna have a nice chat with you
I have a message for you
Vomiting
Cool Oldschool Ringtone [Retarded]
SOS signal
I´d just love to talk to you
it´s ringing (f) [Hello]
Alien talking
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All for kids

Wheels On The Bus
Brother John
Little Red Riding Hood
The Mulberry Bush
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
All Birds Nursery Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
Cuckoo Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Little John
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All kind of Sounds

2 [Toilet flush]
Telex
Shaver
Waves 6
armed bandit [One]
A coin is falling
SMS arrived 05
Jogsaw or bone saw?Jogsaw or bone saw?
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Sound

Creek
Boat
Harbourfhail
Sparkling wine
Pinball game
01 [Jungle]
Radio tuning
For whom the cowbell tolls...
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Music

Harp
01 [Indian]
08 [Indian]
From a lonely prison wall I hear...
02 [Waltz]
Vibraphone 1
Industrial vomit
Hammond Organ
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Cars

+++ 520 Start
A R Spider Vel
crashes [Pe+++ot 406]
9-Abfahrt-pressing the accel-pedal [Civic EJ]
Race car 3
8-pressing the accel-pedal [Civic EG]
Targa-passes [CRX]
Beetle Cabrio
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Animals

Crazy Bird
Chicken
Horse neighing 1
Chimpanzee 2
Bear morning growl
Cock
gull 2 [Sea]
Goat family
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SMS arrived

02 [Spam MMS]
01 [Text arrived]
Alpine Scream Of Joy 1
SMS arrived 09
02 [Killer Text]
SMS arrived 12
Cry of Joy II [Yodel Madness]
01 [Incoming text message]
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Killing sounds

Child Song with Baby Cry II
04 [Catkiller]
Baby cries I
Child Song and Baby Cry III
01 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries II
Child Song and Baby Crying I
01 [Catkiller]
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Horror

Scary Scream II
Nobody can hear you scream!!!
Disturbed Laughter
01 [Horror]
Tarantula
Obey (Reversed Horror)
Happy Halloween, kids!
Gates Of Hell
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Loops

Bongo Loop
1 [Fresh Loop]
1 [Loop]
James B.
01 [Techno Loop]
70´s Loop
New Wave Loop
Fat Bass Loop
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SMS Jingle

16 [Melody]
09 [Melody]
16 [Text urgent]
01 [Melody]
03 [Text urgent]
09 [Text urgent]
17 [Text urgent]
02 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

Croatia - Sports [National Anthem]
Portugal - Sports [National Anthem]
Mexico - Sports [National Anthem]
The English Team 2006
´ GERMANY !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
answer you asshole [Fans]
Long and searching call across to Network!
Switzerland - Sports [National Anthem]
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Christmas

XMAS Rythm II
A Brand New Schoolbag [Worst Presents: 4]
Santa likes a good ´Ho´
XMAS Ambience & Happy Whistlening II
Gay Ren: KING once a year
It´s XMAS again
Joy To The World
Ho, ho, ho my ass
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Halloween

Answer the f...ing phone matey
Halloween in Liverpool
Happy Halloween, mate!
Xtreme Monster
Drunken Ghost hiccup
Happy Halloween from Russia I
Blony Tair (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Gven Söran (parody) [Happy Halloween]
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Motorbikes

Hor+++ 600 passing
400 passing [VFR]
pressing the accel-pedal [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 300 Start
Ky+++ Start
passes [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
+++ 620 passing
+++ 620 Start
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Crazy

Superjap
I Have no Seoul [Kim Jong Il]
BRUTAL! Don't try this at home!
Srrrhhahdyhbblladyshrrdmk
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
Captain Schwantz
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Announces

up! [Last call for pick]
Warning! Owner is a surfing teacher! (m)
Spam filter
German telephone company calling!
Please pick up the phone [Airport]
Request to come to the phone!
Warning! Owner is a fashion designer! (m)
US Secret Service calling!
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Dialect

Supersandhi
Crazy Mexican: I am calling you because I liked you
Indian comedian
Farmer Palmer phone crisis #5 (Manchester)
Jesus Christ, pick up the phone
Mikchailov likes sex
What does he want this time? (London)
Farmer Palmer phone crisis! (Scotland)
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Science-Fiction

Spaceship Surprise
It´s Joda [Hello Luke]
Captain! Transmission coming in!
Tethys [The Planets]
Io [The Planets]
Pluto [The Planets]
I wanna get close to your ear
´Important message´
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Winter

Snowboard: Nuclear
W+++ing in a winter wonderland
Tyrolienne
Men´s Beverage Slalom
Scroop
Trihuliooo
Snowboard: Nose Bone
Ladies Super G-Spot [Turin 2006]
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is crying
02 [The Mad Frog]
01 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is puking
The Mad Frog is high
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog j+++++g
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Yourbox-Stars

Baah Baah Black Sheep
At Dawn To The Mountains
Big ´Band´ Love [Dr Love]
I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
Dr Love Song
Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
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Wake-up calls

Red Morning Mood
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Egg [Good Morning]
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Toast [Good Morning]
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
Orange Morning Mood
Sausages [Good Morning]
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Easter

Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
Michael [Easter Bunny]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Chinese Easter Bunny
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
Easter Bunny From Dublin
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New Year´s Eve

Good fairy.
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
New year´s eve whistle
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
New year´s eve Fart
Blondy can count
New year´s eve and whistle
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Why Always The Smokers?
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
I Will Do So! [If I Like To Smoke]
I Love Smoking!
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Cigarettes Are Long And Thin
Smoker Coughing
This Mobile Phone Breaths For NonSmokers
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Asian Cocktail

Airline entertainment program II
Captain Sandhi is most happy to serve you
Captain Sandhi locked in the toilet
Cpt. Sandhi: India 101 Air
Indian: Pick up, bastard!
Rajiv: What a landing!
Indian: Telephone ringing!
Indian: Answer bloody phone
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Sports

Baseball Fans: Let´s go Oakland!
Wimbledon: Look! Blindfolded!!!
They think it´s all over.....
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Minnesota!
Tour de France: Paddler´s Delight
Throw the basketball
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Brewers!
Karate action
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Carnival

Grab your glasses & slap youor asses!!!
2 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
1 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
Diva´s Laughter
A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
4 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Super Slow Motion Laughter
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ACTION

Browning Attack
Alarm and air strike
AK 47 reload and shots
OP Battlefield: Private!
OP Battlefield: Message after the bomb!!
AK 47 Reload and barrage
Shooter scenario
OP Battlefield: Yeeehaaa...it´s the bomb!
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Stereo - FX

Rap [Toot]
Arguing Robots
Nightmare [Dreamhome]
Hot Shot
Buzzing Future Car
Bleeping Radio
Autosuggestion
Babbling Pixie
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Mozart

Figaro vs. Shaky
Coronation Mass feat. Shaky
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Figaro in the masticator
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Supernews
Superaussie
Superquote
Superjap
Superphone
It´s Superphone
Supercaine
Superpickup
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Movie Special: Pirates

Prepare to Board
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Call ahoy!
Davy Jones’ Locker
Shut yer beak!
Fearless Pirates
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
Mobile Pirates
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Baby Special

Nursery Rhyme IV [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries II
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries I